Quotes from Past Weeks (Why waste such wisdom?)

 "Well, you can rebuild the engine, but you still won't have that new car smell." 

-  Dr. JimBob, upon learning about Jenna Jameson's vaginoplasty.

“People would dance like they have ants in their pants.   Well, at least like they have something in the pants.  Something in there is better than nothing in there.” 

-  Dr. JimBob, from a recent week relative to this week.

“What's not to like?  They are sweet and come with holes. They are sweet holes.” 

-  Dr. JimBob, in a defense of doughnuts.

“What if people gave off odors depending on their mood? 'Oh you smell happy....You smell frustrated.'” 

-  Dr. JimBob, just thinking out loud.